The next Candace … or Kobe?

By: Den Cotton

12-year-old six footer Jamie Nared gets banned from playing with the boys … well, after beating up on the boys that is …

“Her greatness sprinkles off and goes onto us … ”

Apparently, the other teams don’t like sprinkles on their cupcakes … So, it makes sense for Jamie to beat up on girls instead?

Headed for the Vols perhaps?

Pat Summit calling …

… or Bruce Pearl?

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Den is some kind of freelance writer hailing from parts unknown and uncharted waters. His style is mostly free -- devoid of any meaningful sports knowledge -- while still struggling to find Lance. It is rumored that Den graduated from the University of Southern Indiana in the mid 90s. No diploma can be found, but he continues to receive countless alumni solicitations for cash -- so we assume that he got a degree of some variety. He is a former play-by-play announcer for several backyard basketball games. And currently, he is on the permanently- disabled list for the Stumptown All Stars of the Asheville Buncombe Adult Soccer Association over-30 B League. Don't forget to read his blog - Limabeancounter.

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