Is Beckham the Prettiest Player in the World?

By: Den Cotton

Well, if you’ve been paying attention, LA Galaxy star David Beckham recently said he thought Zinedine Zidane was the greatest player of all time. Was anyone a little surprised by this? There have been so many great players over the years. Who would you choose as the best ever?

Beckham was also quoted as saying that Cristiano Ronaldo should go play for Real Madrid. That probably won’t sit too well with the folks at Old Trafford. What is Beckham’s motivation for saying this? Lingering bad blood with Man U? Or is Real Madrid the premier team in the world?

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest player of them all?

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Colour for both me and you
Kung fu fighting
Dancing queen
Travel spaceman
And all that’s in between

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
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Den is some kind of freelance writer hailing from parts unknown and uncharted waters. His style is mostly free -- devoid of any meaningful sports knowledge -- while still struggling to find Lance. It is rumored that Den graduated from the University of Southern Indiana in the mid 90s. No diploma can be found, but he continues to receive countless alumni solicitations for cash -- so we assume that he got a degree of some variety. He is a former play-by-play announcer for several backyard basketball games. And currently, he is on the permanently- disabled list for the Stumptown All Stars of the Asheville Buncombe Adult Soccer Association over-30 B League. Don't forget to read his blog - Limabeancounter.

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5 Comments

  1. Eat your heart out Tom Brady. Is this blog turning into Beckham blog?

    Comment by David Lister on July 15, 2008

  2. Yeah, I’m thinking “Beckham Watch” might be a great new online series. It could be the Baywatch of the blogosphere if I can get some hot chicks to read this.

    Comment by Den Cotton on July 15, 2008

  3. What do you mean IF you can get some hot chicks to read this?
    Oh, so anyone south of Detroit doesn’t count? PISHHHH Posh!
    I really wonder if you wank to Beckham at night…it’s ok of you do ;)

    Comment by Crazyfriend on July 15, 2008

  4. I love rednecks from anywhere. As far as what I do at night with Beckham, no comment…

    Comment by Den Cotton on July 15, 2008

  5. Denny, as we agreed, you said you’d keep an eye out for the Mattel “David” doll when it comes out. Barbie ditches Ken for a jock-turned-soon-to-be-actor…

    Comment by Token Girl on Team on July 15, 2008

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