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Colbie, why do you make me drink the Bubbly?????
I'm just gonna kill what's left of my street cred -- so feel free to pounce on top of me and whatever is left of the remains of my cremated dignity. I know I should be totally barfing all over Colbie Caillat's Bubbly -- and perhaps I will in due time -- but I really like [read more...]
Is Beckham the Prettiest Player in the World?
Well, if you've been paying attention, LA Galaxy star David Beckham recently said he thought Zinedine Zidane was the greatest player of all time. Was anyone a little surprised by this? There have been so many great players over the years. Who would you choose as the best ever? Beckham was [read more...]
Beckham: I love Zidane and I have really fabulous shoes
LA Galaxy supernova David Beckham recently surprised the soccer world when he was quoted as saying Zinedine Zidane was the best player ever. So I thought to myself... who do I think was the greatest player to ever step on the pitch? I went back and forth over Pele and Maradona. I thought too [read more...]
Summerfest Sports Orgy Blitzkrieg Quiz
I'm feeling a little more A.D.D. than usual today. And being the super-spaz child that I am inside, I'm looking for answers to a thousand (and one) questions. Discuss amongst yourselves... please help me answer my most pressing doubts, concerns, and fears. Take your time... this is one of [read more...]
Lemon Pie (featuring Kid Rock droppings)
OK, this is going to be a pretty serious diatribe, mainly about the musical desecration that Kid Rock has graced us with in 2008. First and foremost, I don't enjoy being a critic unless it is warranted. And this is a moment where I have witnessed another atrocity in the world of music, further driving home my point [read more...]
WTF! Did George Carlin Die in Vain?
OMFG, I think he did! While Carlin's irreverence will be remembered for making most of you LOL (and me LMAO), it is clear that his work was all for naught -- except in the Major Leagues. But in the land made for you and me -- well, North Carolina to be exact -- [read more...]
Gay Songs at the Ballpark are Electric!
So with the lesbian kissing ban goin' on in Seattle, I got to wonderin' about whether or not they should play YMCA at the ballpark anymore, because we surely don't need anything else that feels uncomfortable -- shameful even -- goin' on in our baseball stadiums. But I'm a skeezy skeezer and I'm jonesin' for [read more...]
Thin is the New Fat, Old is the New Young
Inquiring minds wanna know why it is politically correct to tell someone they look sick and need to gain weight, but it is horribly offensive to call someone a cow -- or fat and old! Yes, I'm skinny. Maybe I'm offended by your stupidity in making some wild assumption that I don't own a mirror. Personally, [read more...]
Soriano using recycled plastic bags to catch fly balls
OK, Lima Bean posse, this is where I openly rant about anything and everything affecting our general mental health diet. We'll call it Organic Sports Therapy... Grocery bagger guy: I don't need a bag for a banana dude! And I won't feed your bagging addiction. Stop being such bagwhores. Baggers everywhere, grocery and retail: Please stop bagging my [read more...]
Local man reveals secret addiction to women’s breakfast cereals
I have a short attention span and don't always listen real well, so I know that I'm not a woman. But it still makes me wonder what effects there might be from eating women's breakfast cereals in high doses. On at least two occasions, I have accidentally purchased snacks and cereals marketed to women. The best I can [read more...]
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