Summerfest Sports Orgy Blitzkrieg Quiz

I'm feeling a little more A.D.D. than usual today. And being the super-spaz child that I am inside, I'm looking for answers to a thousand (and one) questions. Discuss amongst yourselves... please help me answer my most pressing doubts, concerns, and fears. Take your time... this is one of [read more...]

Top 12 Sexiest Idiots In Sports

As recently as yesterday, I learned that I might be one of the sexiest idiots in sports. Although I must say that she didn't say it in a very sexy way -- kinda oxymoronic I guess. However, I can't vote for myself because that would be too self absorbed. I think I'm leading the All-Star voting [read more...]

Party tips for sports fans

Well, as usual, I have some really bad advice for any of the loyal lima bean disciples out there who have been following along. Just depending on how twisted of an individual you are at heart, this could be really important knowledge to carry with you in the quest of the perfect party. I just thought I would offer [read more...]

West Virginia fan still hoping Rodriguez gets mysteriously mauled by pack of hungry Wolverines

A little known fact: A Wolverine is in the Weasel family. When the Serious Sports News Network reported in January claims by West Virginia University indicating former head football coach Rich Rodriguez was an illegal alien, I knew Mountaineer fans were not messing around in the least about their hometown hero turned prodigal son. The only problem with that gridiron [read more...]

Obama: Rich Rodriguez is not my running mate

I'm not sure what Barack Obama did to the state of West Virginia -- racking up losses in every county -- but clearly he must be buddying up with former head football coach Rich Rodriguez to fall so heavily in Mountaineer country during the Democratic Primary. Hillary Clinton easily won with 67 percent of the vote to Obama's 25.7 percent. [read more...]

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