Prince Fielder Is Nibbling On My Ear

I'm not saying you're not a vegetarian Prince Fielder, but I just don't know a lot of 5'11", 260 pound non-carnivores. I've been eating mostly vegetarian fare for the last couple of years, and I think you're trying to pull the lima beans over my eyes. I saw you play against the Cubs earlier this season, and I think you [read more...]

Master of my joystick

It's the bottom of the ninth, two strikes, the game is on the line, and you are one step away from becoming immortal -- a king even. In a few short seconds -- with the sweat dripping from your brow like Roger Clemens at a karaoke bar -- you will join the elite and celebrated few who have played a near-perfect [read more...]

IMHO: I’m a cranky, old bastard

First of all, let me start by saying that I am not LMAO right now. In fact, I want to kick you in your chuckling ass every time I get a reply via e-mail with Internet slang, jargon, shorthand, Tech-talk, Netspeak, Nu English, computer language or any other cutesy phrase that has been promulgated to describe this form of [read more...]

Hall of fame drama: Will someone please impeach Clemens already?

I don't know how much longer the Roger Clemens career-reducing drama can go on, but I'm asking Congress to give this another try---and to get it right this time. Clemens' homemade version of The Surreal Life is in episode 14 where the former seven-time Cy Young Award winner admits to helping Mindy McCready with performance-enhancing vocal tracks when she was 15! It [read more...]

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